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Had enough of bullshit artists?

Now you can make a social statement or political comment
with humor any time, anywhere with this cool gadget watch,
designed by artist and political satirist Joey Skaggs.

The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™

It flashes, it moos, it poops… it also tells time!

When asked, "What’s that sound?" Just say,
"Oh, sorry, that’s my bullshit detector."

This product is non-partisan and non-sectarian.

In any language it sounds the same.

Caution

Use of this Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™ could get you in deep, uh… trouble. It might irritate, frustrate, aggravate, insult and/or piss off whomever you are with. Therefore we must issue the following disclaimer and warning:

We are not responsible for the results of your use of the Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™ whether due to your courage or lack of good judgment. Use of the Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™ may seem endlessly warranted. However, relationships may be adversely and possibly permanently affected.

Also, the Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™ is not waterproof, so don't get thrown overboard before taking it off.

You will probably find unlimited opportunities to use the Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™. No worries, the batteries are replaceable.

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Caution

COLLECTIBLE! LIMITED EDITION! Once sold there won't be any more!

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